Totally Inappropriate Ornament - USA

Copy and pasting from Hell0Z0mbie's, thanks for passing it on! Also the question was raised as to whether this swap should allow store bought. I'm pretty on the fence about it, so comment to let me know if you guys think that should be allowable, or if you want to see something at least modified, or whether if should be mostly homemade! Either way I think a decorated empty/blank plastic/glass bulb is allowable within the theme, but not sure how far to allow beyond that.

You will make a delightfully inappropriate holiday ornament, suitable for hanging on a Christmas tree. Suitable in terms of workmanship, maybe not so much theme. :P This is pretty open to interpretation. I'd love to see sacrilegious, sexual, violence, swear words, or genital themed. As always, keep it fun: nothing racist, ablist, or otherwise discriminatory is acceptable.

Constructing them out of whatever people construct ornaments out of, or embellishing a basic one is fine as long as it shows some effort. No photos of your actual genitals, even if you're very proud of them. This is sender's choice other than these requirements.

This is sender's choice other than the rules above. You can make it ahead of time and are not obligated to consider your partner's profile or preferences.

I believe no one should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. I will angel if necessary, but I screen participants very carefully to minimize the risk of flakers getting in. I will remove participants with poor ratings, late swaps, drama, nasty comments, or other swapping history that concerns me at my discretion. If you have any negative swapping history and want to participate, please proactively PM me to explain. Otherwise, I may ban you with no notice if I am suspicious. And I tend to be suspicious.

Because of delivery issues, multi-profiler/flaker concerns, and site policies I require real names. If you join a swap of mine with a fake name or no last name, you will be asked to fix it.

Since this is a package/time intensive swap, it will be limited to the USA and require at least 15 type 3 ratings to participate. If anyone wants to host an international one that would be awesome, but mailing an international package can be a lot!