"Domestically Disabled" Swap

In honor of the first day of spring (and spring cleaning!), I thought it would be fun to hold a "domestically disabled" swap. This is intended to be a playful, semi-sarcastic twist (think Anne Taintor) on some of the "domestic bliss/goddess"-type swaps that have been done in the past. This swap is for those of us who either strive to be a "domestic goddess" and aren't quite succeeding, or for those who cringe at the very idea. It might be helpful to post in comments which category you fall under. :-)

To participate, fill a box with approximately $20 USD worth of goodies befitting the theme. Have fun with it & be creative!

This swap will be open to international participants as well, so you MAY get an international partner.

Users with bad feedback (or sketchy profiles) will be removed. Thank you & happy swapping! :-)

UPDATE: When you receive your swap package, PLEASE be courteous & let your partner know, either via a personal message, or a post in the comments here. There's really nothing worse than sending a nice package & then receiving no acknowledgement whatsoever.